The Spy Who Shoved Me

On This Day In History
1977: The Spy Who Loved Me released in cinemas

Quote Of The Day
Arandam Sovietchyk: But James, I need you!
James Bond: So does England!

Bond is back! And he's hit another all time high! Newcomer E.S. Purr sizzles as the seventh incarnation of secret agent 007 in the 26th Eon production, Lions and Eagles and Bears Don't Die. In this film, James Bond and Felix Leiter work together to bring back an evil American tycoon, Ronald Dump, and his bumbling, plus-sized sidekick, Francis, after they both abscond to the Soviet Union in their Hefty Dump jumbo jet to avoid charges of extreme naughtiness in the U.S.

In Moscow, Francis and Dump are given protection by the Russian president, Vladiel Shutim, and they soon team up to extort one hundred million, billion, trillion dollars, plus Pee Wee Herman's bicycle, from all the world's leaders. If the leaders do not agree to pay, Dump, Shutim and Francis threaten to cover the world in hot liquid magma.

Can Bond and Leiter save the world? See for yourself in this action packed adventure chock full of explosions, exotic locations, fantastic cars, beautiful women with stupid names, cringeworthy sexual innuendos and love scenes straight from pubescent wet dreams.

Nobody does it better!

Hey, Tom Cruise, watch this and then eat my union jack underpants!

The Spy Who Loved Me opening scene

Austinpussy
OK. Not bad!