Prolonged Absence

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

I went to see Mary Doll and Victor today.

Mary Doll was very pleased to see me and hugged me in the hall when I arrived, “It’s been a while.”

Me: “I saw you last Sunday.”

MD: “Oh, so you did! It just feels like a long time.”

I walked through to the living room…

Victor: “It’s our long lost daughter”

Me: “IT’S BEEN EIGHT DAYS!”

FFS!!

C