How Many Dogs do you really need!

I guess I felt I needed two! Sometimes I wonder are they worth it? I have tried , unsuccessfully, to take a pictures of cardinals, blue jays, woodpeckers, doves....etc., at our new bird feeder, many times. Doesn't work when you own Spaniels! They want to bark, chase, and get rid of any bird on our patio, even when I think they are sound asleep in the house. They just sense that there is a job to do....bark! After today I am thinking of relocating my bird feeder, or maybe I should relocate the dogs! Just kidding!

Here is a little joke for a laugh if you have time to read. Have a wonderful Saturday!

How Many Dogs Do You Need to Change a Lightbulb?

Boxer: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze? Please, please, please?

Golden Retriever: The day is young. The sun is shining. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside the house worrying about a burned out bulb?

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture and walls.

Cocker Spaniel: Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Australian Shepherd: First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Rottweiler: Try and make me.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or - We don't need no stinkin' light bulb!

Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring I find that's not up to code.


Old English Sheep Dog: What light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see any light bulb!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out of the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made one last perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that dumb lamp!

Poodle: Let me just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails should be dry.