TLPD

Ahoy, maties! Avast, ye! Stop what ye are doing .
Old Seadogs Ol’ Chumbucket and Cap’n Slappy tells me that it is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! What to do on this day to save ye from walkin the plank ye bilge rat. Aaaargh Jim Lad  . . .
Walk your pet parrot on the shoulder and call everyone you meet a scallywag . . . yo-ho-ho. Weigh anchor ye land lubber and hoist the mizzen with your best bucko . . . maybe pick up a lassie or two . . . you’ll soon become an old salt. Aye aye Captain.
 
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