TLAPD

Ahoy, me maties! Avast, ye! Stop what ye are doing. International Talk Like a Pirate Day yet again! Today is the day to start conversations by saying ‘Arrr!’
Call everyone you meet a scallywag . . . yo-ho-ho. Hoist the mizzen with your best bucko . . . maybe pick up a lassie or two . . . Aye aye Captain. Prepare to board . . .