Goo' Boy Ham

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow, 

Goo' boy ham is a thing. It's a little treat for the cats for when they have been goo' boys.

They are always my goo' boys.

I will go to the kitchen asking them, "Have you been a goo' boy? Have you? Have you?"

"Yes we have! Yes we have!" they reply, tails in the air. 

And I take out a piece of ham and break it up into cat-sized pieces and give it to them and they purr happily.

It made me happy to go to our fridge today and find that Caro has labelled the ham specifically.

You'll notice I don't get any ham. I'm okay with this. It is for my goo' boys.

S.