Spiders!

Every time he suggests I get spiders so with Halloween fast approaching I thought I'd treat him! 

Me (showing him my nails but hiding the two with spiders): "Guess what?".
Him (in a I know this won't be right but I'll say it anyway kind of way "Spiders?".
Me: "Yes!"
Him: No! Really? (and then looks) You have! Wow they're cool!