By perseverance the snail reached the ark.

Quote by Charles Sturgeon

As I left home this morning to begin the usual trek up the hill I spotted this little fellow.

It made me smile as I felt quite envious. Imagine, going all with no hurry at all and taking your house wherever you go! An interesting thought. I was tired and realised the walk to the bus stop would be taken at a 'snail's pace'.

I got there in the end and I suppose that's all that matters.

A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The sales person asks, "What are you looking for in a car?"
The snail says, "I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge "S" on each door."
The salesman says, "That's a weird request, why?"
The snail says, "Because when I drive through town I want people to say, "Look at that S-Car-Go!"