Monstrosity?

I don't know what this is called, but it surely got my attention! It is parked at Makalani Guest House, right next to our school, I thought at first it was 'For Sale', but then I discovered the big poster on it's windscreen, 'Wash & Go R10,00 - Free Coffee - Open 7am to 5pm! Well, let me tell you, if anything will draw your attention to this 'Carwash', this one is it!! Hehe!!

Late Edit:

Our head girl's mom commented on my Facebook page that this car belongs to one of our AS-level student's dad and that it is 'For Sale', but if it is stil available at the time of the matric dance, her daughter would like to rent it for the occasion!! Sounds great, doesn't it!?