Bangs and Crashes

(George)  what was THAT???


(Harry)  what was what?  I'm posing for a blip.

(George)  B****r blip.  I tell you something bad had happened.  That was a great big crash.

(Harry) Oh, don't worry so - if it was bad, SHE wouldn't be sitting there doing her knitting and trying to take a blip foto now would she?  No of course she wouldn't.

(George) You wouldn't be wittering on about blip if it was thunder and lightening - I know what you does when it thunders and lightens, you do go straight to her, and get picked up, and soothing words are spoken.

(Harry)  Eat your chewy and settle down.  That's what I'm going to do.

(George) Oh, alright then.