ADHD?

My wife says I have the concentration of a newt.
This may be a bit unfair to the newt!
I am easily distracted but don't know about this fella.
We seem to have quite a lot of newts in our pond this year.
Thanks for the suggestions for dealing with the wax on my jeans.
After freezing......

Er, where was I?

Oh yes, after freezing myself in the fridge and bashing my jeans with a putter, I discovered what an iron is. A device for getting rid of creases. Whatever will they think of next?

P.S. My jeans are fine.

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