Less painful than a vasectomy

Mr mc is burning the cot sides from our cotbed. Poorly boy is still sleeping in the bed bit but that too will be burned when we move as he is moving into no1 son's toddler bed. No1 son will get a brand new bunk bed which he is very excited about.

In case anyone is concerned:

#1 - the cot is in a very poor state and no new parent in their right mind would want to put their precious bundle in it

#2 - mr mc has spent many years in scouting and is a very responsible fire starter (and fire putter outer)

#3 - there is no way on earth we are having another baby