Fancy a Chop?

I popped round to the butchers for a slice or two of ham and/or a pork pie. Seems I was too late - the pies were sold out. As the friendly butcher was off to a family party he was cleaning down and had already polished the ham slicer.

"How about a chop or sausages?" he suggested. But I am still in the post Christmas cold cuts frame of mind so left empty handed. 

Understandable, I suppose. Family first, ham second.