A fishy tale.....

Aquarius: Great excitement in April when your hangliding instructor allows you to fly solo over Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh.

Unfortunately a sudden gust of wind (it's your own fault - sprouts have never agreed with you) sweeps you slightly off course...

Let's be positive. Some people would love to be lost for 18 months in the Everglades and eventually, the alligators will grow on you. (Unfortunately the toes they've bitten off won't grow on you, but who needs ten of them anyway?)