A prickly pair....

Gemini: Great news in March, when the brother you lost touch with in 1972 (he ran off after someone snapped his clackers ) tracks you down via a DNA website!

Not such great news however, when it turns out he's your much loathed next door neighbour! (Looking back, it did seem a bit odd that he has the same name as your brother. And an identical birthmark, shaped like the Eiffel Tower, two gendarmes and the first line of the Marsellaise. Plus, you occasionally wondered why your mother visited his house more often than yours, but you'd put that down to their shared interest in dressing up as nuns and bitching about Dougie Vipond from Landward.)