Hawaii

Lisa was determined to see Hawaii from the air, so we booked ourselves on a helicopter flight.  This was excellent, with Lisa in the co-pilot's seat, as the helicopter pilot did that really cool thing where they JUST take you over the top of a mountain, so low that you think you're going to pick up bits of tree.  I'd never ridden in a helicopter before, and loved it.  

I'm sure it isn't as safe as flying in a plane, but it feels a lot safer, and the pilot gave us a good show, hovering at an angle of 45 degrees so that we could see down into these incredible deep valleys.  We were told that it was where they had filmed "Jurassic Park" but quite frankly that made no difference to how bloody impressive it was.  

Mind you, the girls were delighted to be flown over Tom "Magnum P.I." Selleck's house and I believe that Caro would have liked to be set down so there if the pilot could have only been bribed.  I was shocked to discover that Caro and Lisa have all sorts of perverted Magnum fantasies, and I had to search the TV Guide so they could watch it ("Here he comes Brownie!  And he's wearing his shorts!")  

It’s nothing like my Jennifer Hart fantasy at all, which I’ll have you know is very tasteful.

Brownie even admitted that she had named one her cats after Magnum.  Apparently he was a particularly naughty cat who used to pull all the waste paper out of Lisa's bin one bit at a time to tell her when he wanted to go out, and also took delight in shitting in any pot plants he could reach.  

I'm unsure as to whether Tom Selleck indulges in this sort of behaviour or not.