As thick as ... (MM524)

A less than complimentary idiom for Mono Monday's theme of thick.

I didn't have a brick available so instead you have two alternative ways of measuring thickness :-)

Other similar idioms are, of course, available.

Thanks to Laurie54 for hosting Mono Monday in February.

Sad to read Ian Lavender has died, but several news reports today include the wonderful 'don't tell him, Pike' moment.