Daft foddils

You're undeniably cute but oh so daft, little foddils. 
Are you for real? Did you check a calendar? Do youze have no Apple Watches?! 
February 7th, dudes... 
So, all it takes is a few warm days, a whiff of something faintly springy in the air and out you pop, leaving behind the snug, warm comfort of your bulb... 
Well, I'd hate to rain on your parade (the oceanic climate will more than take care of that) but there is some seriously shite weather on the way. Youze can put away your Raybans and flipflops and sun cream. 
And try to fold yourselves back into your bulbs, if you still can.