Husband.

He caught my eye when we were in class together at San Diego State. He pissed me off when he made a joke when I asked him if he was gay. He showed me the green flash at Ocean Beach pier. He drove from California to Maine with me in a '68 Volkswagen. He stood up to three Navy guys outside of Scream 2 when they were making gay jokes in line. He stood up to my stepfather when he took a swing at me. He sent me to school; he bought me a home. Some day this man is going to be the father to my kids. You can all stop playing now - I already won the lottery.