Never a dull moment ...

See we cannot just go on a school trip .. Nope ... It always has to have a story attached ... So cast ones mind back to year 6 leavers trip this time last year ... Remember the coach broke down on the way back .. Well this time it it it less than 200 yards from school .....48 very excited noisy children on board ... Nine normal adults and me ......
Coach sorted and off we go ... Aghhhh but its not that simple is it ... Noooooo it can't be can it ?
We happen to get a driver who is ill ..!!! ... He is sweating and grunting ... FOR THE LOVE OF SHREK WHY CAN IT JUST NOT BE SIMPLE !!! As you can see we are all in one piece with thanks to Mad Shaz ,myself,The very intelligent girl and Squirty ... We kept him focused by singing songs from the shows ... I wanted to stage a military style coup as I can drive a coach ... Not legally mind.
Ok so the children were 99% brilliant with the odd little fracas from some lad once or twice but that was just over excitement and a highly coloured lolly with E numbers in it....
I had eaten my picnic by 10.20 am ...
Sooooo we return to the coach of near death and I once again offer to drive ... The coach driver has had a sleep and seems fine .... By the time we return to our school he looked close to death ... Either with flu or because of the kids singing ... Not sure which was worse ...

OHHH and a random stranger informed me I has my skirt tucked into my knickers as I walked out if the ladies room....
I also found some squashed sandwiches on the return journey and ate them .. Now I feel sick.

PS.. We were at the Harry Potter experience thingy ....