Bird In A Bush...

....'cram as many of your fellow kind into a bush, and then sing a song'.

It was music to the ears for your typical Sparrow, for a competition where they could all get together and have a good old chat.

The judges were a bit biased too, as they loved nothing more than hearing the latest gossip afterwards, and with the rule being, that they had to cram inside the Bush for 10 seconds, it left plenty of time after the competition for hearing plenty of gossip.

The Sparrows, who tended to well, talk, talk, and do more talking, tended to have the best bits of gossip to be heard going round.

So it was of no surprise to anyone there, that the Sparrows won, with the others consoling themselves by going down the pub, having a drink, and catching up on things, particularly the Rugby.

The prize I hear you ask? For the Sparrows to get a luxury Spa treatment, where yes, unbelievably they got to catch up on even more gossip....

Take care all :-)