Kevin Experiment 7369

From unknown origins the infamous Kevin Experiments have captured the imagination of no one. In an over exposed dikilinks leak it was stated that inhumane experiments have been performed on a number of Kevins over several seconds. Many Kevins have suffered horrendous blurs, and crippling out of focus reproductions drained of colour with no thought given the viewer. It is reported that a Kevin, identified only as experiment 7369, was rescued today from nasty man impersonating a photographer.
7369 has been highly traumatised and is in deep shock following this horrible experience. Medical personnel who attend to Kevin 7369, described his condition as weak and faded.
Dazed and disorientated experiment 7369 was last seen making a hasty retreat to the left of frame. The photographer is still at large and members of the public are advised not to approach this person or this journal under any circumstance.