CURRY

There is nothing like a curry
When you're in a hurry

But...

Madras - Gives me gas
Vindaloo- Makes me poo
Biriani - Makes me Barmy
Tikka - Makes me weaker
Korma - Makes me smaller
Korai - Makes me high
Jalfrezi - Makes me crazy
Shim - Makes me dim
Rogan Josh - Makes my poems tosh

Perhaps I'll have a pizza.

Tasty treats awaiting weary workers as they stepped of the train this evening, first time I've seen them cooking on the platform, felt like a little bit of Kashmiri in The Dales.