Tu adores Brahma... et Brahma t'adore

Over the years, and for each child, Mrs Raheny has purchased many teething items for the brats.
She's a teething implement marketing guy's dream.
At the mere mention of "ergonomically adapted for their little hands", the credit card is out.
Boldly state somewhere that your teething ring is filled with a "gel with thermoretention properties which will stay cool for hours after having been taken out of the fridge and sooth baby's little gums" and you will see yourself showered with bank notes.
Hint at some vague additional anti bacterial feature and your item will be promptly added to the cart and rushed to the online check-out.

Dad on the other hand as noticed as far back as Luca's first incisive that babies like nothing best than to bite in the cool neck of a freshly downed beer bottle.
The thermoretention properties of beer bottles being somewhat limited, I make sure that:
a- I polish them off as fast as possible so that they are still pleasantly cold on baby's aching little gums
b- I repeat the process at regular intervals