A few weeks ago I succumbed to the marketing genius of Coke and bought myself a bottle with my name on. At the same time I found a bottle with Jamie on, but couldn't find a Connor, as it seemed unfair to by a bottle for one nephew and not the other I left it on the shelf.

Today I had no intentions of buying any named bottles, I simply walked over to the pop aisles to pick up some cans when I saw Connor staring out at me from the shelves. After being one of those idiots that searches through every bottle of Zero & Diet I started to trawl through the Leaded Coke too. The very last bottle on the shelf was Natalie, but the penultimate bottle was Jamie.

My seven year old nephew has more than enough energy at the best of times, so what he'll be like after a bottle of full fat coke i dread to think!