Virtual Dog box

Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear.
This was NOT my fault. I had played with this Spaniel before and last time we got on really well but this time because there were other dogs there i.e. a pack she decided to beat me up. The Boss has always had misgiving about meeting packs of dogs and if he sees them coming he will always pop me on lead but this lot were all owned by different folk and as I barked before had been friendly on other occasions but not today. Hey...Don't panic I am perfectly alright...BUT The Bossess dived in to grab me and now has her broken figure in a splint AND I am going to THC (Tussocks Holiday Camp) tomorrow AND she is going with The Boss driving, to Dunedin hospital for a South Hampton Traction Splint which sounds really bad but is supposed to be good AND this WAS NOT my fault (like the last time) AND it was only because I was upset by all this that I snuck into the lounge and tore up a box of The Boss's tissues (runni nose type) when we all got home from the local medical centre which was well after grub time and I was feeling unloved and generally ill treated by then.

Hey...The Boss has a really cool pic of The Bossess finger xray that he shot on his phone when The nice Scottish (hey note that ...OK) Scottish lady doc was not looking but The Bossess says she will injure her other hand badly on him if he dares to post it 'Cos she had not put any moisturiser on today so maybe he better not. Ladies can be funny about things like that, The Boss says.

To cut a lot of barking short, it is going to be a comment less time for a while.

This was ISO one million, so NO you can't have it bigger!