IainatCreel

By IainatCreel

One Performance Only

An exceedingly dull grey day saw the Orkney Police looking for a bright orange object with a radius of 435.000 miles,; I note they didn't check in Lost Property.   Hence folk had to make alternative, indoor, arrangements.  Queuing round the block to enter Kirkwall Cathedral was an indicator that the Current Mrs Creel would be playing a gig.  Pre-gig I met Moyra in Bruces’ Store – she caught me, open-mouthed, ogling the whisky.  Post-gig we went to the College plant sale and then to visit my Mum.  She’s gradually improving.  There is still no sign of her teeth.

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