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Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

I went for lunch with Monkey Boy and The Disciple today which is always very entertaining.

Monkey Boy told me that a few years ago, he went to visit his mum and his 17 year old niece was sitting there looking fairly traumatised.

“I have to tell you this thing that Granny told me,” she said…

Monkey Boy’s mum shared that she felt that the passion was waning with her long term partner. For some reason, presumably having explored many options, she decided that the best way to reignite the spark was to buy a cheeky thong with ‘What would Jesus do?’ on the front.

She had a ta-da moment before asking “What do you think?”

Which didn’t quite get the reaction she had anticipated as her partner said he couldn’t read it and went off to find his glasses!

Monkey Boy’s niece said that it made her feel better that she wasn’t the only person who knew that story.

Monkey Boy definitely did not feel better for knowing it!

C