How About Some Love For Marvel Jesus, ****face?

On This Day In History
1943: PT-109 sinks, Lt. John F. Kennedy is instrumental in saving the crew

Quote Of The Day
"NAURO ISL ..... COMMANDER ....... NATIVE KNOWS POS'IT ........ HE CAP PILOT ....... 11 ALIVE ...... NEED SMALL BOAT ...... KENNEDY"
(Message carved into a coconut by Lt. John F. Kennedy after rescuing the crew of PT-109)

Well good for J.F.K., but he didn't save the crew to a Madonna soundtrack while preening his oiled-up abs, pecs and biceps like a trollop, did he? So what he became president; Deadpool and Wolverine are ****ing messiahs! 

Guess what I saw at the cinema today. It was brilliant!

"I'm the Love Crusader and I'm gunning for you.
Can the Man Of Steel stop what I'm planning for you?
I'm a heart invader, put out an A.P.B.,
The most wonderful, touchable public enemy, 
Number One."
The Adventures Of The Love Crusader