Birthday Cheesecake

It was a pretty good birthday. Just as on blip, numbers that end in zero are important to me. I think they deserve celebration. So turning 70 was a milestone. I went out to lunch with some friends (see extra) The food was really good and the portions were huge. About half of us went down to Tubac to see the exhibit that a friend and I are both in. I hustled home because I was expecting some phone calls. I was surprised by two cousins who gave me a ring. Then my two brothers called. (My third brother sent a text that said happy birthday. I think his wife made him do it.) Albuquerque brother tried to explain everything he could about fantasy football. Reno brother did the same. It sounds complicated. I’m probably going to lose every matchup. But I think I’ll catch on and have some fun. That’s what it’s all about.

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A husband is sitting on the couch when his wife calls out, “Can you help me?”
He goes into the kitchen and asks her what she’s doing.
She says, “I’m trying to do a jigsaw puzzle.“
“What is it supposed to be?”
“A rooster,” she said.
“Honey,” he says. “Let’s put the cornflakes back in the box.“