A Hole New World

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Dee messaged Supper Club today with a picture of her bum in a pair of pink knickers hanging out of a huge hole in the back of her jeans.

She was leaning into the back of her new boyfriend’s car to put stuff in it and a big dog bit her…on the bum!

As good friends, we checked how she was - pretty bruised and scratched but otherwise ok. And then all p1ssed ourselves laughing!

“I bet you’re glad you weren’t wearing dodgy off white period pants,” chipped in Kitty Cat.

Dee is raging because her sleepover undies are RUINED and her new boyfriend, Len, has had the task of photographing her bum for the police.

What a hall of fame those pictures will be in!

C