meet Everyone (or the Squidicorn says it's time to

here is the abbreviated story.
my friend Jack was in a software engineering class.
his big project was to create a calendar program called ScquidCal.
the mascot was to be the squidicorn, so our friend Kiki designed it.
he wanted shirts for his team, so they went about preparing to do
some screen printing. word caught on, the design gained popularity,
and everyone wanted a squid shirt.

thus, Squid Day was born.
the rest is all cult secret. you have to join to understand the mysterious ways of the Squid.