Ships That Crash In The . . .

Passenger: "Hey, Captain. Just wondering. If you're sitting with us, drinking a cocktail, who's driving this boat?"

Captain: "Relax. We're just leaving harbour. Not another boat for miles. We're on autopilot?"

Passenger: "What was your last command?"

Captain: "Costa Concor . . . "

People on Oncoming Boat: "AAAAAGGGGHHH!!! We're done for . . . "