Remains of the Doo

Don't fret about the title; the pigeon hasn't been eaten alive by a savage cat. It did a very good Houdini act at precisely 4.23am and flew the coup. It was in it's cardboard box with the four side lids interlinked and placed under a bench with just a couple of inches space between the two. Believe me, many magicians would love to know how it escaped. Lets hope it gets back safely to wherever in Scotland it came from. The authorities have been alerted! Why did I know the time? As it flew away it woke me up with the cry, "....they'll never take my Freedom!".