Musical Theatre

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Because I am me, I had heard of this musical before. In fact, I'd even watched a bit of it on YouTube. However, I sighed and assumed I would never ever get to see it on stage. Some things are just not meant to be.

But today Manda messaged me. 

THIS IS A THING THAT EXISTS AND WILL BE AT A LOCAL THEATRE IN WELLINGTON STARTING 29TH OCTOBER

I am very excited about this, as you might imagine. If you book seats at the front, you are placed in the "Splatter Zone" which means you will get sprayed with blood* during the performance!

Songs include:

- Ode to an Accidental Stabbing
- All the Men in My Life Keep Getting Killed by Candarian Demons
- What The F**k Was That?

I swear I am not making this up.

We have not yet booked tickets. But when we do, they will be in the Splatter Zone. 

As for the FOBs they disappointed me by showing no interest whatsoever. I thought they liked musicals??

S.

* Of virgins, naturally. Virgin blood.