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I took a ride to Madera Canyon this morning to get a blip.  I nabbed this Mexican Jay chowing down on bits from the suet feeder.  On my way home, I stopped at the local newspaper office to renew my subscription. I also spoke to Dan, the editor, for quite some time.  He's a nice guy and we've always had some family/personal issues in common. So, we didn't chat about the news, we spoke more about what's been happening in our lives.  I don't stop to talk to him very often because he's at work and I don't want to intrude.
Later this afternoon I watched my daily podcast (fantasy football) which is always fun and full of news and tips. I finished in first place for the regular season. Next will be two rounds of playoffs over 4 weeks. Oh, and I squeaked into the playoffs with my other team, too! 
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It was Christmas Day and a woman gives birth to twins. Unfortunately, her husband was overseas in the Army and couldn’t get Christmas leave, so her brother helped her name them. When her husband returned and heard the news, he was furious. Why did you let your brother help name them? he shouted. He’s an idiot. I bet he gave them stupid names too.
What did he call them? Well, the wife responded, he named the girl Denise. The husband, surprised to hear such a normal name, asked his wife, What about the boy? Oh, my brother named him De nephew.


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