The root of all evil

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I had my root canal this morning. When he was done I asked him for more numbing because I had an eye appointment afterwards. It’s been six 10 hours so far and I’m still numb. I have been spilling water on myself all day.
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A man in Amsterdam felt like he had to confess so he went to his priest.
“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned,“ he said. “During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic.“
“That’s not a sin,” said the priest.
“But I made him pay $20 for every week he stayed,“ he explained.
“I admit that was bad,“ he said.” But you did it for a good cause.“
“Oh, thank you father,” he said. “But I have one more question. Do I have to tell him the war is over?“