Present company.....

Today is Doris's 78th birthday. For various reasons, I haven't yet bought him a present (apart from some Turkish Delight, which he loves) so I wrote an apology in his birthday card...

'Don't think I'm mean, don't think I'm tight,
Just 'cause there's no gift in sight.
I'd rather get you something right
Than go out panic-buying shite.....

But here's a bit of better news,
I'm giving you some IOUs.
The first is lunch (where/when - you choose);
I'll buy the food - you get the booze!'



I think I was forgiven.....