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Day five and getting bored.

Having my dressings changed and waiting to see Doctor, Pain Nurse, Stoma Nurse, dietician and physiotherapist.

How did I ever have time to go to work!

My entertainment today has been the man across the aisle from me who looks like the product of a union between James May and Yoko Ono.

He is loud, rude, unappreciative and ungrateful and gives the nurses a hard time.

And I had fun anticipating the viscosity of watery porridge this morning... Judging how long I had to spoon it into my mouth before it dropped on the bedsheets.

The joys of hospital life..