Puppy Whipped

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Mini Princesses,

Me: Come in Murphy. Our walk is finished and it’s freezing.

Murphy: Where’s my end of walk chewy?

Me: I’ll just get it. I’m just taking off my wet boots and clothes. COME IN!

Murphy: Show me the chewy.

Me: Get inside Murphy.

Murphy: I don’t see a chewy.

Me (capitulating and getting a dentastix): FFS Murphy!

Murphy: Oral health is very important to me. I’m stopping cavities before they start.

Me: Have you been watching Colgate ads?

Murphy: Every Smile Tells A Story.

Me: I’ll bear that in mind when you’re trying to lick ice cream from the inside of the dishwasher.

Murphy: Healthy Teeth. Happy Life.

C