Pass The Test

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Mini Princesses,

Today I did my bowel screening test and posted it off.

“Do you know what I was thinking about when I was doing my test today?” I asked The Prince.

“Erm no Princess, I really don’t know what you were thinking.”

“I was thinking about how many people do the test wrong.”

And then I listed all the ways that I thought that user error might be a factor:

1. Not sticking the label on
2. Trying to actually poo in the tiny tube
3. Getting poo on the outside of the tube (see above)
4. Not screwing the lid on properly
5. Sticking the little stick up your bum

The Prince looked at me.

“I’m going for a shower,” he said, “and just so you know, it’s not because you want me to have one before you clean the bathroom. It’s…”

“It’s my chat, isn’t it?”

“Yes, yes it is.”

C