Stop! Thief!

Planned on cutting the grass today but it keeps raining on and off, so what can I do? Don't want to get electrocuted...

I've read a couple of Sunday papers and lazed around. That's what Sundays are for.

I was making the boys some cheese toasties. I looked out of the kitchen window only to see Hovis trying to bury something....I couldn't see what it was. I went outside and he ran around the garden with some chunk of something in his mouth....I thought it was a sponge but the closer he got, I realised it was cheese....a big chunk of cheese that he'd pinched from the worktop when my back was turned. Little sod!

I rinsed it off under the tap, it was fine.......not really, it ended up in the bin and Hovis wasn't impressed at all.