Hapless

I've spent most of this evening waiting for my groceries to be delivered. The driver rang me from outside and seemed completely befuddled about how to actually get to the front of my building. Then the order was wrong, but I didn't realised until after she'd gone. I am missing several things I ordered, and have several things I didn't order. The things you see in the photo belong to someone else. Well apart from the rice cakes. Those are mine, and I was glad I had something to snack this evening. Now I have odd things that don't really make up any proper meals, and stuff I will probably end up throwing out. The funny thing is, apart from the pretend Mexican taco rolls this is actually the sort of thing I usually eat. If this were a romantic comedy these items would turn out to belong to a dishy bachelor who just happens to live across the hall and who would go out of his way to make sure I was reunited with my tofu and pak choi. Hilarity, and of course romance, would ensue.

In other news, I managed to fall up some stairs today. Impressive, eh? Even better, I was rushing because a man had stopped to hold open a door for me. Again, if this happened in a film I would have made falling over charming and attractive. In reality he skulked off looking embarrassed and I felt like an eejit.