Brews Before Shoes

Dear Givers of Treats,

I was very excited when she said she was going out for “walkies” but ‘apparently’ she actually said “coffee”. With another human. And SHE DIDN’T TAKE ME.

I don’t know why she would even want to do that. She has her own drinking bowls at home and I would have shared my gravy bones.

Well maybe not them, but I would have brought her a shoe or something special because that’s what bestest boys do.

So when she came back, I sat right across her to make sure she couldn’t do it again. She can only get up if she really says “walkies”.

Or “gravy bones”.

M