Where's his mum?

This young busker was doing dangerous things with swords at the Festival. He looked about fourteen.

When your offspring tells you that their ambition in life is to throw swords up in the air then catch them, possibly followed by swallowing them (I didn't hang around long enough to see that bit), you just say 'No'. Same with lion taming.

You should get a brochure from the nearest college of further education, and point them in the direction of life as a chartered accountant. Fortunately, it looks like the wee lad on the right is already planning his first adventure in the thrilling world of double-entry bookkeeping.