I caught Mrs FP looking furtive.

"What are you up to" I asked. I had to press her several times (she makes a squeaky noise when pressed which in the right company can be quite amusing). Eventually she revealed she was decorating an egg. Apparently it is a Women's Institute thing. They hold competitions. I have no idea if money changes hands. 

I would stress that this all takes place behind closed doors amongst* consenting adults. 

* correct usage of the preposition (thank you Ms Taggart P6 1968 Brechin Townhead Primary School)