Stop gap

My current lack of mobility curtailed any ambitions about wandering far and wide for a photograph, so some tulips was the easily available option for me on the day that Trump imposed trade tariffs worldwide, including the Heard and McDonald Islands – a territory which sits 4,000km (2,485 miles) south-west of Australia – and are only accessible via a seven-day boat trip from Perth, and haven't been visited by humans in almost a decade.

Perhaps the penguin inhabitants are exporting guano to the USA in a reciprocal way?