Tonight's NOT The Night . . .

Mr Gomes, star goalkeeper in Cameron's Corridor Soccer League prepares for tonight's big game with a large dried sausage, a glass of tequila-laced lemonade and an old copy of Frontline magazine that he found at the bottom of a bedroom drawer. The fearless 'keeper - named after Tottenham Hotspurs' gaffe-plagued Heurelho Gomes – has the distinction of never having been on the winning side . . . we think the tequila may be the problem . . .