Nah then, Ah'm nobbut a Yorkshire lad, tha knaws!

He looks like a Bactrian Camel —and he IS a Bactrian Camel, and his two humps confirm it. But just when did they divert the A66 Penrith to Scotch Corner via the Central Asian steppes?

We stopped off for a coffee and met a pair of these happy young things — though perhaps a little supercilious. And the coffees (and, I admit, the meringue —gf, you realise) were very good.