Whatever next...?

Bluebellsea wants to go on a boat trip when we're on holiday and she's planning on making me wear this lifejacket 'just in case'. Needless to say, I feel a little foolish - this conspicuously bright orange jacket just shows me up as an incompetent swimmer. If she goes ahead with her plan and makes me wear it, I'll ignore her for at least a week (begging for chicken excluded - a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do)!
Alfred Dog :-)